Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 9 Best LaCroix Flavors, Ranked
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9. Everything else
Let’s just get one thing out of the way: Every flavor not on this list is trash. Mango. Apricot. Berry. Peach-Pear. (Seriously? Y’all tried to market pear? Shout out to all the pear, but what’s next, Cottage Cheese flavor?) All big, big trash.
8. Coconut
Full disclosure: This comes very close to trash, but we have to respect the audacity.
7. Orange
The problem here is that orange is a foundational soda flavor, word to Sunkist and whatever Cliff Huxtable used to drink out of that squat-looking bottle. If it’s orange and carbonated, it’s gotta be BRIGHT-ASS ORANGE and sweeter than Wilford Brimley’s mustache. (Rest in power, Wilford Brimley!)
6. Razz-Cranberry
“Shouldn’t we just call it Cran-Raspberry, boss?” “What, and have Ocean Spray’s lawyers come after us? Ever since TikTok skateboard guy, they’re drunk with power!”
