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No shots at the field, but let’s get some real New York legends in the mix

5. Times Square Elmo

4. Dapper Dan


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Bring on the bubble guts!

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6. (Real) Singles

5. Cotija


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If you were a gas pipeline, you’d already be out millions!

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5. “123456”

4. “Password”


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Lotteries are cool, but it’s time to get creative

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4. Cutsies on the SNKRS app

3. Utilities credits

2. Giving people the damn day off


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Fix ya face!

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5. Win any water balloon fight

4. Teach your kid about aerodynamics


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Just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you’re trying to do everydamnthing!

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5. You’re still waiting for that second vaccination to kick in

4. Your partner’s not vaxxed up


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So… anyone got any ideas?

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4. The Cheney Gang

3. Mmm, Vanilla!™

2. The ‘Cocoon’ Caucus


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What the rassclaat!

7. Jack Sparrow

6. The dude from Counting Crows


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This you?

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7. You regularly go to bed (and wake up) early

6. Pro athletes look much, much younger than you do

5. Acid reflux is the norm


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Step away from the freezer, people!

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7. Butter pecan

6. Cookie dough

5. Strawberry cheesecake

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