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The 7 Worst Air Jordans, Ranked
With the XXXV getting unveiled yesterday, it’s hard not to think of the iconic brand’s greatest misses
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7. Jordan XXXII
These cartoon villain-ass kicks are an aerodynamic mess. If you copped these, hope drawing throwing stars and death-metal band logos in your Remedial Earth Science textbook is going well!
6. Jordan XIX
We’re all the way here for incorporating different fabrics into footwear. but you can’t turn a Goadome into a dress shoe by clapping a mesh gaiter on the instep and some patent leather on the toecap. Clunky and needlessly genteel? These are definitely the joints Stanley in Friday wears while he asks you to stay off his frigging grass.
5. Jordan XX2
Stormtroopers, your perfect sneaker has arrived. The Star Wars kind, not the Nazi ki — ah, them too.
4. Jordan 2010
There’s a porthole in the side. Just a big, round porthole. When these came out, people got jokes off about speaking into it to place a…
