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The 7 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Facebook, Ranked

What hell on earth hath Zuckerberg wrought?

Omar L. Gallaga
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2 min readJan 21, 2021

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7. The self-improver

An annual Tough Mudder participant. Is in the middle of a juice cleanse. Is reading The 4-Hour Workweek. Just invited you to a Zoom meditation session. Meanwhile, your fist is lodged halfway down a tube of Pringles.

6. The bargainer

This person has a dining room set from Wayfair, four very used ceiling fans, 20 vintage Transformers toys that may or may not still transform, and a truck bed full of ceramic tiles they’re willing to trade or sell. All they ask is that you share their Marketplace listings with all your friends and be on the lookout for Hummel figurines.

5. The oversharer

At least once a week, they post a tearful Facebook Story about how they were treated badly in the Burger King drive-thru or how they’re navigating the incredibly ugly and private details of their recent divorce. Posts 100 boring photos of their toddler every day.

4. The conspiracy theory

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Omar L. Gallaga
Omar L. Gallaga

Written by Omar L. Gallaga

Tech culture writer and podcaster, now freelancing in Texas. Bylines: Washington Post, WSJ, CNN, NPR, Wired, Texas Monthly. Here for all your wordy needs.