Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 7 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Facebook, Ranked
What hell on earth hath Zuckerberg wrought?
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7. The self-improver
An annual Tough Mudder participant. Is in the middle of a juice cleanse. Is reading The 4-Hour Workweek. Just invited you to a Zoom meditation session. Meanwhile, your fist is lodged halfway down a tube of Pringles.
6. The bargainer
This person has a dining room set from Wayfair, four very used ceiling fans, 20 vintage Transformers toys that may or may not still transform, and a truck bed full of ceramic tiles they’re willing to trade or sell. All they ask is that you share their Marketplace listings with all your friends and be on the lookout for Hummel figurines.
5. The oversharer
At least once a week, they post a tearful Facebook Story about how they were treated badly in the Burger King drive-thru or how they’re navigating the incredibly ugly and private details of their recent divorce. Posts 100 boring photos of their toddler every day.