Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 6 Best Reasons to Kick Someone Off Your Streaming Service, Ranked
There’s rules to this shit. We wrote us a manual.
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6. They’re playing Robin Hood with passwords
There’s an unspoken and sanctified contract between the actual account holder of a streaming service and whoever is lucky enough to be bestowed with (free) access: This is for your eyez only, word to Cole. Passing around the login info like a blunt in rotation — to the point where the person whose credit card is on file is being bumped from viewing — is a surefire way to get your privileges revoked.
5. They don’t set up their own profile
Have some manners; don’t fuck up the algorithms. There’s nothing worse than scrolling to the “Because You Watched” section on Netflix only to find the first scene of Good Deeds begin autoplaying. We’ve spent a lot of time personalizing our account, and this is how you repay us?!
