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The 5 Greatest Fried Foods, Ranked
Why can’t every day be a fry day?
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5. Fried Oreos
Some of you may have never experienced this; we are praying for you. Fried Oreos with a few lines of powdered sugar on top are what state fair dreams are made of. Imagine the chocolate goodness of an Oreo — but greasy! Sure, each one shaves a few months off your lifespan, but it’s worth it.
4. Fried churros
We’re downing, like, a dozen of these Mexican delights at a time whenever the opportunity presents itself. Don’t judge — this ain’t People’s Court.
3. Fried catfish
The top three gets really competitive, but this soul food staple is just epic. A perfectly fried catfish is like a Christmas miracle making love to a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Fried catfish between two slices of white bread? Legalized crack.
2. French fries
Move over Scottie Pippen, Robin, Spliff Star: The french fry is the greatest sidekick on earth. Fries take every sandwich over the top. Not only that, but they can be the…
