Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 9 Real Oreo Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked
Come get your man Nabisco, he’s whylin’
9. Carrot Cake
Let this exist as your introduction to a fundamental concept of Oreodom: If it has “golden” cookies, it’s not an Oreo. (You may wanna take notes, as we’ll be revisiting this principle a few times.)