Just Rankin’ Sh!t

The 9 Real Oreo Flavors That Await You in Hell, Ranked

Come get your man Nabisco, he’s whylin’

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Let this exist as your introduction to a fundamental concept of Oreodom: If it has “golden” cookies, it’s not an Oreo. (You may wanna take notes, as we’ll be revisiting this principle a few times.)