Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 4 Most Accurate Names for an Anti-Trump Republican Faction, Ranked
So… anyone got any ideas?
4. The Cheney Gang
Okay, maybe naming the GOP’s would-be splinter group after Republicana non grata Liz Cheney invites some phonetic similarities to forced prison labor. But hey, if the 1995 effort to bring that reviled practice back to Florida fits, you just might need to wear it.
3. Mmm, Vanilla!™
Well, hey, someone has finally attempted to shake themselves free of the Cheeto-hued monstrosity! Now we’ve got a question for you: What’s orange cream without the orange? Just one flavor — if you can even call it that. Might as well just lean into the blandness.
2. The ‘Cocoon’ Caucus
For four years now, a long list of military leaders, diplomats, members of congress, and Republican officials have been perfectly willing to criticize Trump. Funny, though, how the only ones who said it with their whole chest were either retired or on the brink of retirement. Congrats, lame ducks, you finally took a stand from the safety of your afternoon naps and mah-jongg tournaments!
