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6 Nuts to Avoid This Month, Ranked

The only #NoNutNovember credo that matters

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6. Walnuts

These nuts are trash, lacking the juiciness of a cashew, the sweet flavoring of a pecan, or the roasted deliciousness of a chestnut. Walnuts are impossible to crack and aren’t worth all the trouble. In fact, the only good walnut ever was…

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Omar L. Gallaga

Omar L. Gallaga

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