Dear Level
You Should Stop Masturbating For Better Sex
Not forever. But maybe just for this week
Update 6/7/22: Level has a new home. You can read this article and other new articles by visiting LEVELMAN.com.
Here’s a very uncomfortable conversation that I recorded for you, dear LEVEL Man. To be clear, this is not me speaking in the following exchange. And this is not my boyfriend. Nope. These are two random people I most certainly don’t know.
NotMe: So… how often do you masturbate?
NotMyBoyfriend: Rarely.
NotMe: What’s rarely?
NotMyBoyfriend: Maybe once a week?
NotMe: Is that normal for most guys?
NotMyBoyfriend: Well, when I was single it was every day.
NotMe: My theory is that men should cut back on masturbating, so they can be more in sync with their partner. Especially if their sex drives are not equal.
NotMyBoyfriend: [silence]
NotMe: You don’t agree?
NotMyBoyfriend: [silence]
Pressing pause on your solo sessions can make the times we’re together even better.
