To the People Having Beach and House Parties, Your Selfishness Is Showing

Yes, the weather’s nice. Yes, we’re all bored. But I’m too tired to deal with the foolishness.

Newport Beach on April 25, 2020. Photo: MediaNews Group/Orange County Register via Getty Images

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