To the People Having Beach and House Parties, Your Selfishness Is Showing

Yes, the weather’s nice. Yes, we’re all bored. But I’m too tired to deal with the foolishness.

Michael Arceneaux
LEVEL

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Newport Beach on April 25, 2020. Photo: MediaNews Group/Orange County Register via Getty Images

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Michael Arceneaux
LEVEL

New York Times bestselling author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.”