There’s No Shame in Bribing Americans to Get Vaccinated

Doughnuts, fish plates, cash… whatever works

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If good will can’t get these stragglers in line, bribe their asses already... Now is not the time to be naive about the best ways to combat vaccination hesitancy.

Author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.” Houstonian.

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