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The Layers of a Turducken, Ranked

There are levels to this mystical Thanksgiving triple threat

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4. Turkey

Let’s keep it a buck: We only eat turkey because it’s tradition. There might be some great methods of preparing this main event of the meal—e.g., deep-frying that shit and going heavy with delicious…