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The 8 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on LinkedIn, Ranked
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8. The numbers guy
Has 5,000+ network connections. Wouldn’t recognize a single one of them.
7. The financial planner
They have a great plan for your small business (you don’t own a small business) or podcast (you don’t podcast) to save you money by being your tax adviser and accountant (you already have one). They’re eager to hear about your entrepreneurial dreams (you aren’t an entrepreneur). They’ve looked over your profile as carefully as they would your taxes.
6. The headhunter
This person has the perfect job for you — that is, if you don’t mind living in Duluth, working for a psychopathic CEO, and getting paid entirely in bitcoin.
5. The brain picker
You don’t know this person at all, but they desperately want to have a Zoom session, phone call, or socially distanced Starbucks meeting to “pick your brain” about your career. To…
