Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 8 Kid Rappers Most Likely to Rob You, Ranked
When the recess bell rings, tuck your chain!
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8. Another Bad Creation
With Michael Bivins playing impresario and a young Dallas Austin on production, there was no way these Atlanta kids could lose — and they didn’t. But we don’t think these literal eight-year-olds were at the playground for anything other than the monkey bars.
7. Kris Kross
Kinda hard to run down on someone when your pants are on backward.
6. Lil’ Romeo
When you’re Master P’s son, you’ve got pedigree — but when you get a record deal at five years old, even bubblegum rap is a few years off.
5. Quo
A little-kid interracial ripoff of Onyx, signed by Michael Jackson, with a Redman feature on their lead single? That’s some peak 1993 shit right there. But wait, it gets better: The White kid grew up to be Wade Robson, and the Black kid grew up to marry Reagan Gomez.
