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The 7 Unholiest Christmas Films That Jesus Wouldn’t Cosign, Ranked
These movies were definitely not born in a manger
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7. ‘A Christmas Story’
A bespectacled boy from segregated Indiana has local gang beef, a gun fetish, and a mouth like a goddamn sailor. How does this get burn every December?
6. ‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’
More White boy shenanigans. It’s bad enough these negligent parents are clearly unfit (and, based on the extravagance of their lifestyles, involved in some shady shit). But after witnessing the Wu-Tang-level torture that young Macaulay Culkin inflicts on his petty-thief adversaries, we all could use a little prayer.
5. ‘Klaus’
There’s a reason most Christmas films don’t include a noose. Sergio Pablos must’ve missed that memo when making this animated Santa origin story.
4. ‘A Madea Christmas‘
Oh, you thought there’d only be one movie on this list that references White supremacy? This Tyler Perry offering from the Madea…
