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The 7 Songs Latinx Folks Do NOT Want to Hear at Your Party, Ranked
If we hear one note of ‘Suavemente,’ we’re outta here
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2 min readMay 15, 2020
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7. Los Del Rio, “Macarena”
It was cute back in ’95 when we were in elementary school, and a synchronized dance made boy/girl parties less awkward. But ’95 was a long time ago. If you’re trying to get folks on the floor, stick with “Cupid Shuffle.”
6. Shakira, “Hips Don’t Lie”
Shouts to Shakira for moves that nod to her Lebanese culture — and sure, the song is mostly in English. But if you’re bumping a song that…
