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The 7 People Who Are Most Likely Counting Our Votes Right Now, Ranked

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Counting ballots is easy. All you need to do is figure 32 grams raw, chop it in half, get 16, double it times three, we got 48, which mean a whole lot of cream. Divide the profit…