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The 7 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Clubhouse, Ranked
Here’s who awaits you on the other side of an invite to the newest social network craze
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7. The latecomer
There’s always someone who pops into a room that’s been going for, like, five hours and who wants a personalized recap of what was previously said. They usually say something like, “Hey, yo, I’m just hopping in… uh… what are we talking about? Actually, never mind, here’s what I think.”
6. The ASMR-er
Ma’am. Sir. You don’t talk like that in real life. Please stop using your sexy voice to discuss freelance contracts.
5. The lil bro
You really don’t need to refer to complete strangers as “big bro” every time they hop on stage. Act like you’re talking to a human and not Sean Combs. “I’m just saying, big bro. I really wanna build with you, big bro. Help me out, big bro.”
4. The hate listener
There’s always someone who goes to Twitter and talks about how much they hate…
