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The 7 Best Fast Food Chicken Sandwiches, Ranked
Chain restaurants have never pandered so hard — or so deliciously
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7. Jack in the Box’s chicken sandwich
For some reason, Jack in the Crack’s chicken sandwich looks — and feels — like fried tofu. Even if its “late-night menu” clientele is sometimes too smacked to notice the difference, we gotta take demerits for the perfect pre-fab roundness of the patty. This isn’t a school lunch, y’all.
6. McDonald’s McChicken
Not only is the fast food titan coming through with the paltriest lettuce game in the industry, but its very insistence on selling a sandwich when the McNugget already exists leads us to question its marketing acumen in the first place. Do people really need mayo that bad?
5. KFC’s Crispy Colonel Sandwich
Real talk, if you want to make the top five, all you need is pickles. Not only does its briny hit even out the (shudder) creamy tang of mayo, but they help cushion your gums when that preternaturally crunchy breading inevitably shatters…
