Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 6 Verzuz Participants in Most Serious Need of Tech Support, Ranked
Sure, anything can happen, but maybe that thing should be ‘upgrading your home internet’
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6. Erykah Badu
Ms. Badu’s iPad gave out just as she was about to call Tyrone. Thankfully Jill Scott cranked that muhfucka up anyway. Let’s talk about solidarity.
5. Swizz Beatz
Swizzy sipped vintage wine while surfing struggle home Wi-Fi to start his trailblazing Verzuz battle. Luckily his in-car service was stronger — and Timbaland’s wine-drunk chair dancing made us forget all about the flimsy connection.
4. Sean Garrett
We’re not gonna speculate about what made The Pen damn near lick the phone camera on a number of occasions, but we are gonna speculate about the modem he was using: the kind that emits a screech and a burst of static every time you log on to AOL. Keyword: better luck next time.
