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The 6 Summertime Sleeping Positions for Couples That Might Not End in Divorce, Ranked
Lacking A/C and want your relationship to work? Stick to these.
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6. Distance Spooning
Sure, it’s nice to stay hugged up throughout a REM cycle, but when that temperature’s rising, gotta give us three feet, word to Weezy.
5. Three Sheets to the Wind
Nope, not drunk — just as uncovered as possible. Unless you’ve got some magical diaphanous linen that distributes chilled vapor over your body, keeping the covers on is a sureness your dermis’ll be a furnace.
4. The Full Backyardigan
Lucky enough to have some private outdoor space? A patio? Roof access? A driveway? Anything that lets you retire in the relative bliss of the night air? Camping time! Forget the tent, just pull out the air mattress and pray for a breeze.
3. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Heat rises, right? [Taps head knowingly] Get underneath it, fam. Plus, you’re closer to…
