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The 6 Most Surprising Things You Might Find in Joe Biden’s Cabinet, Ranked
With all of this talk of adviser selections, we ponder what’s in the president-elect’s cupboard
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6. A Danish cookie tin full of sewing supplies
You didn’t know Joe Biden has big meemaw energy? Nancy Pelosi has reportedly been fed up with thinking ol’ boy has snacks in his cabinet. Turns out, it’s just stuff to keep his suits fresh.
5. Rahm Emanuel
That’s right. Joe Biden has Rahm locked away in his kitchen cabinet, sending policy via Morse code so no one knows they’re working together.
4. Jerk seasoning
You might be shocked to discover that Biden throws down and eats a plate of Jamaican jerk chicken every Wednesday night. Rice and peas, callaloo, all that. It’s a family tradition.
3. An air fryer
Oh, you think you’re part of some new trend because you copped an air fryer on Cyber Monday? Smokin’ Joe has had one since 1967. It comes…
