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The 6 Best Waffle House Meals, Ranked
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6. Angus Burger
Sure, you could order a burger at Waffle House, but that’s like going to a strip club to deliver a TED Talk on Bamboozled. You really think that’s going to go well?
5. Toddle House Omelet
The eggs (beaten with a milkshake blender!) are very good — you can stuff them with ham and cheese and peppers and get tasty buttered grits on the side. But as a stand-alone meal, something feels like it’s missing. Oh yeah: waffles.
4. The Texas Cheesesteak Melt
WH’s lunch and dinner menus are largely trash, but cheesesteak on gigantic Texas toast is surprisingly good, especially when loaded with onions, mushrooms, and a giant slice of melted, orange American cheese, momma-style.
3. Hashbrowns All-The-Way
Perhaps the most YOLO meal Waffle House has to offer, this is a plate of crispy hashbrowns under grilled onions, smoked ham, that big cheese slice, tomatoes, jalapeños, mushrooms…
