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The 6 Best Blackety-Black-Black Ways to Celebrate Juneteenth, Ranked
Everyone might be getting the day off, but sometimes you gotta cling to what’s yours
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2 min readJun 19, 2020
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6. Spark a Black-ass uprising
While he may have signed the Emancipation Proclamation, Honest Abe didn’t quite live up to his name when it came to his desire to send Black folks back to Africa. What better way to spend your newfound work holiday than by working to dismantle the corrupt system that brought him to power?
5. Enjoy a Black-ass brunch
Sure, we already do brunch twice a week, every week. But a Freedom Ride to the chicken-and-waffle spot hits different on Juneteenth.
4. Throw a Black-ass party
Juneteenth started in Texas, and there’s nothin’ like a good hoot-n-holler to liberate the spirit. Throw in some tongue-speak and you got yourself a shindig that does the original Jubilee Day proud.
