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The 5 Most Shameless Sneaker Songs (For People Who Are Definitely Not Sneakerheads), Ranked

You won’t find these on a hypebeast’s playlist

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5. The Pack, “Vans”

Before “Damn, Daniel!” became a meme, before the Kevin Durant and James Harden curses, before Based God began soliciting creepy foot flicks on social media, Lil B’s group the Pack worshipped Vans sneakers that look like… sneakers.

4. Riff Raff, “Tip Toe Wing in My Jawwdinz”

Every footwear enthusiast knows tiptoeing in a pair of Js is a one-way express ticket to…