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The 5 Most Ridiculously Glorious Memes Celebrating Joe Biden’s Election Win, Ranked

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5. Democrats pay homage

This classic pre-Covid-19 Key & Peele skit about handshakes and code-switching has been flipped an infinite number of times, yet every remixed meme feels fresh. The 2020 election version is one of the very few gifts the electoral college has blessed this nation.

4. Trump refuses to accept his L

You gotta be high on something much stronger than quaaludes if you think this Wolf of Wall Street scene couldn’t play out in reality (Jordan Belfort, who wrote the film’s source material, agrees). There are reports circulating that suggest that Trump will not willingly exit the White House upon Biden’s inauguration, in which case the Secret Service would handle him like any other confused old man trespassing in a space he has no right to be in. News outlets: If Trump is tossed out Jazzy Jeff-style, can you please broadcast that shit?

3. Joe Biden playing music

What the hell is Joe Biden listening to in his spare time? Who knows. But thanks to this meme, we’ve convinced ourselves it’s this Dj Suede the Remix God and DJ iMarkkeyz-produced flip of South Carolina resident Johnniqua Charles, whose words birthed the anti-police brutality anthem we all needed this summer. Here, it takes on a new life — a preview of Trump’s exit from the Oval Office — while various political heroes cut a rug. That pause before the music starts is spot-on.