Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 5 Most Convincing Theories Behind Rampant Fireworks, Ranked
Cease fire, for Chrissakes!
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2 min readJun 23, 2020
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5. After months of quarantine, folks are hell-bent on expressing themselves as loudly (and lately) as possible. So they bought a shitload of pyrotechnics in order to do just that. Every. Single. Night.
Maybe Call of Duty just wasn’t cutting it anymore?
4. Robbed of the ability to harass people through usual means, run-of-the-mill assholes are trying to rattle citizens (and dogs) with sounds reminiscent of gunfire (and thunder).
They shootin’! Aw, made you look.
