Just Rankin’ Sh!t
The 5 Most Annoying People You’ll Encounter on Twitter, Ranked
Consider this a subtweet
Update 6/7/22: Level has a new home. You can read this article and other new articles by visiting LEVELMAN.com.
5. The Snitch-Tagger
This person has big federal-agent energy. Whenever you say something mildly shady about someone else, they quote-tweet you and tag the person’s handle, usually to invite that person and their armada of dweeby followers to trash your mentions. If we wanted to address them directly, we would’ve done so ourselves, you weird-ass hall monitor.
4. The “Well Actually”-er
Please. Please leave us alone so we can make our jokes in peace. We don’t care about facts on this hellscape of an app. We just want the soft caress of temporary happiness.
3. The “Too Woke for Fun”
This first cousin of the “Well Actually”-er wants to remind us that we live in a patriarchal, capitalist, racist, imperialistic, anti-socialist society, where everything feeds the beast of anti-liberation. WE KNOW. But please just let us laugh at Bernie Sanders memes.
