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The 5 Best Store-Bought Frozen Pizzas, Ranked
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5. Red Baron Classic Crust Pepperoni Pizza
Don’t be superficial — this pie may look simple as the dishes from your public school cafeteria days, but it has a crust with just the right crunch quotient and tasty slices of swine laid atop the cheese.
4. Amy’s Organic Frozen Margherita Pizza
If you’re gonna say “fuck it” and rack up the carbs, you might as well opt for a pizza made with organic ingredients.
3. Newman’s Own Thin & Crispy Supreme Pizza
With an assortment of toppings that tastes fresh even out of the freezer, Newman’s packs a ton of flavor. Plus, “In crust we trust” is a damn bar.
2. DiGiorno Crispy Pan Pepperoni Frozen Pizza
The mozzarella and sauce ratio is as balanced as a Libra, wrapped in a crust that’s good enough that you could eat it on it’s own. (Jadakiss knows what’s up.)
1. California Pizza Kitchen BBQ Chicken Pizza
Is there anything that isn’t improved by dousing it in BBQ sauce?
