Just Rankin’ Shit
The 5 Best Sports Cheaters, Ranked
Everything else in this country is rigged; why even bother playing by the rules?
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5. The Bash Brothers
Considering Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire ran around basically joined at the forearm while juicing their way to home run glory in the early ’90s, it just doesn’t really seem like they need to take up two spots. Name another duo so iconic it prompted a Lonely Island parody. We’ll wait.
4. Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Robert Kraft
Fuck the New England Patriots as a staff, a team, and as a motherfuckin’ crew. But damn, they won a lot of Super Bowls.
3. Rosie Ruiz
Salute the woman who hopped on the subway during the NYC Marathon and used the ensuing time to qualify for the Boston Marathon — which she won by literally running into a crowd of spectators and then reappearing on the course less than a mile from the finish line. Boss shit.
