JUST RANKIN’ SH!T
The 14 Best Doughnuts, Ranked
Because sometimes a baker’s dozen isn’t enough
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14. Maple bacon
Nope. Gross. Next.
13. Jelly
Not our jam.
12. Old-fashioned
It’s not cake doughnuts we have a problem with — some of our best friends are cake doughnuts — it’s that a naked doughnut is like a will.i.am guest verse. Did anyone ask for it? Did it make anything better? Does anyone even make these things anymore?
11. Sprinkles
We mean, sure. Have sprinkles on your doughnut. But you may want to look inside yourself to see why you do.
10. Eclair
It’s a weird shape. It’s frosted. There’s cream. It’s good, it’s just… a lot to deal with. Like, it verges on Too Much Doughnut.
9. Frosted
With the right frosting and in the sure hands of a competent doughnutier, a frosted doughnut is a transcendent experience. But 60% of the time, it does not work every time. [Note: Doughnutier is not a real word.]
