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5. Chipotle Mexican Grill

This chain overcame its tongue-tripping name to become ubiquitous with a Subway-like concept where you see your big-ass burrito get stuffed in public. If only the food were as great as the idea. (If you can’t get queso right, you’re not getting high up on this list.)

4. Taco Bell

Open late, super…

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5. Fancy-ass, five-star Tex-Mex

Ever been to a super fancy, sit-down restaurant that tries to reimagine and elevate Tex-Mex food? They “upgrade” enchiladas and queso with ingredients such as watermelon compote and mole-vinaigrette tamales stuffed with dates, and as you browse the overpriced tequila list, you’re just thinking, I just want a goddamn greasy…

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