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Bring on the bubble guts!

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We don’t know much, but we know one thing: There are foods that only a Kraft product can complete. What, you’re gonna make a grilled cheese or breakfast sandwich with Swiss like a damn savage? The thing is, not all American cheese is created equal. If the package says “cheese food” or “American slices” or anything besides just “cheese,” keep that shopping cart pushing. In other words, Deli Deluxe all day!

The original salty sprinkle. Wow, sorry, we didn’t think about how that sentence sounded until we saw it sitting there. …

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