David Dennis, Jr.Leave the GOAT Arguments to FarmersNostalgia-clouded GOAT battles only get in the way of experiencing greatnessApr 30, 20202Apr 30, 20202
David Dennis, Jr.I Never Liked Strip Clubs, but I Finally Understand ThemUnfortunately, too many of y’all don’tApr 23, 202012Apr 23, 202012
David Dennis, Jr.Give Yourself Permission to Celebrate Your BirthdayI resist parties. I hate being the center of attention. But these days, embracing life is a necessity.Apr 15, 20204Apr 15, 20204
David Dennis, Jr.My Kids’ Snacks Are Making Quarantine Easier But Losing This Gut Will Be HardIf you haven’t had a classic PB&J since G.I. Joe pajamas, get readyApr 8, 20203Apr 8, 20203
David Dennis, Jr.Pro Wrestling Is the Perfectly Ridiculous Antidote to EverythingEven if you never got into it, the self-aware parody makes for perfect escapismApr 1, 20203Apr 1, 20203
David Dennis, Jr.I Made My Peace With Tight Jeans, but These Rips Are Too MuchAs God is my witness, my knees and thighs will stay coveredMar 25, 20201Mar 25, 20201
David Dennis, Jr.Riding a Bike Really Isn’t an Essential Life Skill. Really.You can miss me with all that ‘joy of the wind in your face’ nonsenseMar 18, 202010Mar 18, 202010
David Dennis, Jr.Fresh Kicks Aren’t Worth the High Blood PressureBetween bot-sniping teenagers, engineered scarcity, and having a damn life, I’m being forced into a life of brunch bootsMar 11, 20202Mar 11, 20202
David Dennis, Jr.Are You Too Old to Use Slang Like ‘No Cap’?Slang is emotional, nostalgic, and always changing — but how long do you change along with it?Mar 4, 202011Mar 4, 202011
David Dennis, Jr.Being Old Doesn’t Mean Rappers Named ‘Baby’ Are TrashIf you think so, you’re no different than your uncle joking about ‘Snoop Doggy Doo-Doo’ 30 years agoFeb 26, 20201Feb 26, 20201
