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The Best Days to Get Chick-fil-A, Ranked

Closed on Sunday

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6. Tuesday

Ever hear someone say, “Thank God it’s Tuesday?” (Sorry, iLoveMakonnen.)

5. Wednesday

Congrats, you’re not dead (yet).

4. Monday

Chick-fil-A is open.

3. Thursday

The official weekday of throwback photos and thirsty DMs.

2. Saturday

Live ya best life.

1. Friday

And next Friday, and the Friday after next. Word to Smokey, Craig, and Day Day.

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