Put That Ho-ing on Pandemic Pause

It’s simple: If they don’t live with you already, it’s time to break out the lotion

Michael Arceneaux
LEVEL
Published in
6 min readMar 17, 2020

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People have needs, but I wonder if some of you hoes are out here actively trying to die.

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Michael Arceneaux
LEVEL

New York Times bestselling author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.”