Put That Ho-ing on Pandemic Pause

It’s simple: If they don’t live with you already, it’s time to break out the lotion

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People have needs, but I wonder if some of you hoes are out here actively trying to die.

Personally, I greet global pandemics with fear. Immense fear. I don’t want people near me — particularly if medical officials are encouraging the…