Pray for Us All in This Time of Barberlessness

If you’re insecure about your hairline or your weave or your toes, we’re all in this together

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I’ve never been above getting a cut at somebody’s house, but this is trust-no-bitch, wash-your-hands season. Yeah, I’ll stay home. Let me see if Prime sells wave caps.

Author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.” Houstonian.

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