My Son Failed the Chicken Wing Test

I gave him a good life, but I also give him a hard time. It’s a balance.

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There’s been a meme floating around for a month or two that shows a row of five numbered chicken wings, each one a little more stripped of meat than the last. Number one has a single small bite taken out of it; number five looks like it’s been dug up by a paleontologist. The…