Matt Gaetz Wants to Be the Next (Alleged) Predator President

And as Republicans sink even lower, we have to take him seriously

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I’d like to think this country wouldn’t be goofy enough to elect another accused sexual predator with the intellectual curiosity of a weave found on the side of a dirt road in East Texas. I have my doubts about that.

Author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.” Houstonian.

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