How Are All These ‘Cuomosexuals’ Feeling Now?

New York’s governor has always been a bully — it just took a little longer for his ways to catch up to him

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For those who want to wait for confirmation about whether he’s also a creep and predator, be my guest, but his propensity for behaving like a jackass has long been indisputable.

Author of “I Can’t Date Jesus” and “I Don’t Want To Die Poor.” Houstonian.

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