How a Black Texan Watched His State Show Its White Ass

Nothing owns the libs like cleaning ourselves with baby wipes and boiling cooking water!

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What last week showed us is that even non-Trumpist Republicanism boils down to being flagrantly dismissive of human suffering. (They’re familiar with boiling down; it’s how we made our water safe to cook with once it started coming through the faucets again.)

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