A Food Coma Is the Best Sleep You’ll Get

Living life fully sometimes means living life so fully you fall asleep with a plate on your lap

A young guy in checkered pajama trousers falling asleep with a slice of pizza in his hand in bed next to a pizza box and open laptop. He has the itis.
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The itis can be used to heal, an aloe vera plant with sauce-daubed paper for leaves. Allow your distended stomach to grant you reprieve from the many burning fires that still comprise our American landscape.

Writer and poet holding down Columbus, Ohio

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