Am I Still a Man If My Wife Kills All the Bugs?

I’m strong enough to say that my wife protects me from all enemies, foreign and domestic — and those with more than four legs

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Let’s start with the (flattering) facts. I am just over six feet tall, I can sprint a mile in under six minutes, and I can bench 225 pounds for six reps before an ambulance…