Just Rankin’ Sh!t
All 13 Girl Scout Cookies, Ranked
We all know the best one, but let’s do this anyway
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13. Toast-Yay!
Y’all made a cookie that looks like toast. And you called it “Toast-Yay!” — like, with an exclamation point. We know you’re all little girls, and we respect the entrepreneurial spirit, but it’s a cookie that looks like toast. Next.
12. Trefoils
Shortbread cookies are the shepherd’s pie of the cookie aisle — British people really fuck with it, and that’s about it. Y’all have heard of flavor, right? (Hint: Butter is not a flavor.)
11. Toffee-tastic
Shouts to our gluten-free fam! We respect the celiac sensitivity.
10. Lemonades
We regret to inform you that shortbread cookies don’t get that much better when you slap lemon icing on them. True lemon ice only comes from a pushcart, begrudgingly scooped by a person who is thinking uncharitable things about you. (Fuck you too, Angelo.)
