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All 11 ‘Madea’ Movies, Ranked
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11. Boo 2! A Madea Halloween (2017)
Nobody:
Tyler Perry: Let’s do a sequel!
10. A Madea Christmas (2013)
Christmas is a pagan-ass holiday, so it’s surprising that Tyler Perry’s translation of God’s word would even allow the moral latitude to celebrate this shit. Then again, we’ve seen Madea shoot at the feet of her own relatives, so what’s a little Santa Claus gon’ hurt? (And by the way, this movie deserves two lumps of coal.)
9. Madea’s Tough Love (2015)
There really are so many other ways to discipline to your kids without beating they ass — like making them watch this animated film, for instance. One viewing will scare them straight faster than you could say “Black Mrs. Doubtfire!”
8. Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016)
Who do we have to thank for this laughable horror crossover? None other than Chris Rock, whose spoof in Top Five brought this monstrosity to life. Tyler may have been conflicted about…