Just Rankin’ Sh!t
9 Anthems That Slap Harder Than ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ Ranked
It takes more than gleaming and ramparts to make a song a classic
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9. “O Canada”
As far as national anthems you’ll hear in an NBA arena — hopefully in 2021 — we’re gonna go with the one that’s been amended to be gender-neutral and, uh, wasn’t written by an avowed slavery apologist.
8. “POV City Anthem,” Cadillac Tah
Years before dudes started snappin’ to “Laffy Taffy” and hopping around mom dukes’ living room to Soulja Boy, this all-but-forgotten Murder Inc. pioneer jumped on a damn polyphonic, two-way pager loop and birthed literal ringtone rap. Salute!
7. “Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO featuring Lauren Bennett and GoonRock
While this may have been the most annoying earworm of 2011, the frenetic breakdown is still unfuckwithable. (Plus, nowhere in “The Star-Spangled Banner” did Francis Scott Key mention moving booty weight.)
