Just Rankin’ Sh!t
8 Fictional Chickens That Are Probably Delicious, Ranked
Today is National Poultry Day — you know the vibes!
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8. Robot Chicken (from ‘Robot Chicken’)
Good luck finding the edible portions of this cyborg monstrosity that was revived and Frankensteined after becoming highway roadkill. Neither appetizing nor worth the effort.
7. Chicken (from ‘Cow and Chicken’)
This cartoon character just looked scrawny, zooted out of his mind, and most definitely not organic. (But we see you, Cow!)
6–5. Chicken Little and Egghead Jr. (tie)
It’s hard not to imagine either of these big-headed, stubby-legged chicks glazed and twirling on a rotisserie rack.
4. Angry Chicken (from ‘Family Guy’)
You better know how to fight if you dare to even think about getting a taste of this belligerent-ass bird that’s perpetually brawling with Peter Griffin. Truth is, after all of that tenderizing, the meat would probably fall right off the…
